The Bitch Is Back
Well, actually, it shouldn't be singular, as there are three of us, but as I wouldn't have been able to make an arcane pop culture reference to the biggest diva ever and one of my personal favorites, so grammar and logic can SUCK IT.
Well, guess what, people? It's not over.
Yes, I've been DELUGED with life, and Zube Girl did the whole birthing thing (and now sees that all my warnings were in fact true), and poor sweet Painting Chef waited on us. And waited. And waited.
I haven't even mentioned I'm getting everything back together yet to the other bitches, because SURPRISE!!
(And yes, I'm the one who loads all the questions and does the computer-type shit, so when I don't do it, it doesn't happen, so you can blame it all on me, which I really kind of dare you to do, because I can get a little testy sometimes.)
So, what the hell does this have to do with you?
We have questions, but since we lapsed for a while, they're dreadfully out-of-date. Most of them have already resolved themselves most likely (though not in the stylish and endlessly witty manner in which we would have done, but sometimes you just have to make chicken salad out of chicken shit, right?), so if you sent us one that is like, SO OVER, email us and let us know so we aren't wasting our precious bitch energy on things that don't even matter anymore.
And also? SEND US SOME NEW ONES, DARLINGS.
We're back. And ready to bitch.
Love,
Bonanza
For the record... I totally resent being called sweet.
Posted by: PaintingChef | November 29, 2007 at 08:08 AM
PC, I think she meant "sweat" instead of "sweet". Does that make you feel better?
Welcome back, Bitches!
Posted by: PhilM | November 29, 2007 at 06:30 PM
i emailed a question about the psychoreligious nut ex-friend. i don't know if you still have it or not.. i can resend it if you don't..it's still relevant...
Posted by: anon | December 03, 2007 at 07:05 PM
Yay!
Posted by: Kristie | December 04, 2007 at 06:16 PM
Answers. Where are the answers? We know you have the questions. We want answers! Give us the answers nnnnooooooowwwwwww!!!!
Posted by: PhilM | December 07, 2007 at 07:26 PM
Remind me not to eat your chicken salad...
Posted by: ginamonster | December 14, 2007 at 10:03 PM
If you're back, where are you?
Posted by: SarahJ | December 20, 2007 at 03:10 PM
Seriously - it's been almost a month since you announced you were coming back. Y'all are a bunch of low down dirty teases.
Posted by: Zelda | December 20, 2007 at 03:12 PM
Oh Goody, Goody!!! I can't wait to hear more bitchy advice.
Bring it on!!!
Posted by: Jacq | December 22, 2007 at 05:48 AM
When are you coming back?
Posted by: Kristie | December 26, 2007 at 05:24 PM
Can you please post some kind of update? If you are coming back, that's great, but to say you are back and then not post anything for over a month is unfair to your readers. Please just let us know what is going on.
Posted by: marcia | January 08, 2008 at 03:57 PM
Seriously. Where is dem bitches at?
Posted by: Shananigans | January 10, 2008 at 08:47 AM
Hello-lo-lo-lo. Are there any bitches here-ere-ere-ere?
Posted by: PhilM | January 12, 2008 at 01:27 PM
Well, here goes.
Currently, we thought we had all three back on board, but it looks like we don't, and PChef moved, and... well, you get the point.
I'm working on it. Promise. I know saying we were coming back and then not is shitty.
Posted by: Bonanza Jellybean | January 25, 2008 at 09:29 AM