The Bitch Is Back

Well, actually, it shouldn't be singular, as there are three of us, but as I wouldn't have been able to make an arcane pop culture reference to the biggest diva ever and one of my personal favorites, so grammar and logic can SUCK IT.

Well, guess what, people? It's not over.
Yes, I've been DELUGED with life, and Zube Girl did the whole birthing thing (and now sees that all my warnings were in fact true), and poor sweet Painting Chef waited on us.  And waited. And waited.

I haven't even mentioned I'm getting everything back together yet to the other bitches, because SURPRISE!!
(And yes, I'm the one who loads all the questions and does the  computer-type shit, so when I don't do it, it doesn't happen, so you can blame it all on me, which I really kind of dare you to do, because I can get a little testy sometimes.)

So, what the hell does this have to do with you?
We have questions, but since we lapsed for a while, they're dreadfully out-of-date. Most of them have already resolved themselves most likely (though not in the stylish and endlessly witty manner in which we would have done, but sometimes you just have to make chicken salad out of chicken shit, right?), so if you sent us one that is like, SO OVER, email us and let us know so we aren't wasting our precious bitch energy on things that don't even matter anymore.

And also? SEND US SOME NEW ONES, DARLINGS. 
We're back. And ready to bitch.

Love,
Bonanza