It's not that we're slackers... we're just THAT. DAMN. GOOD.

Have we disappeared?

No.

Have we taken the show on the road and decided to come dole out the ass-kickings in person?

No.  Although that could be fun...

Have our collective heads exploded from all the baby daddy drama and "The Best of Jerry Springer" caliber of relationship decisions some of you people make?

Shockingly... no.  But sometimes we want to throw rocks at you.  Just so you know.

You have no questions for us.  And so we have no answers for you.  Because we have fixed every. damn. problem. you. have.  (As far as I know... I'm not the techical brains behind this corner of the internet, I'm just the big boobs and blue eyes.)

So send your questions to us at wethreebitches(at)yahoo(dot)com.  We know you're really sitting on your couch with a week's worth of cheeto dust coating your hands while either quivering uncontrolloble or staring slack jawed at the television wondering how you could have made such a mess of your life.  And also what is it that is so damn interesting about Paris Hilton and why isn't she still in jail for her crimes against humanity?

Fear not!  Stand up!  Let in the light!  Put down that remote control and fight through the pins and needles in your legs!  Drag your sorry ass off the floor, un-Chester-Cheetah-fy yourself and for the love of god don't forget to wash behind your ears!  Find your computer under that mess of wine bottles and empty cans of whipped cream and send us your cry for help!

We'll be waiting.

Comments

[kylei]

So in other words my question was SO ghetto that you didnt answer it?? PSH I am asking agian...

[Hey!]

I suspected as much. And so I did send in a question. But perhaps it got lost in the mail...

[Cassie]

I sent in a question a month or so back too....

[anon]

I've sent in ???s, too. Either your spam filter is overreacting or you are just tired of solving the world's problems.

[Megan]

I've got a question: The Spouse and I want to go to Vermont next summer. I want to do the foodie thing (and of course, we're seeing Ben & Jerry's!), and he wants to hike. Got any suggestions?

[someone with question]

hey I asked something a while back...sushi for one????

[Psychobabble]

I'm beginning to think you really are just slackers!
lol

[Psychobabble]

I'm beginning to think you really are just slackers!
lol

[Cassie]

I think the bitches have totally left us...((heeellloooo))

[Jacq]

I think they're just sifting through all the questions and want to find the best one. Besides, it's SUMMER!!!!!!! ENJOY IT!!!!

[Zube Girl]

I think you may all be just a little right!

Sheet. And I don't mean that like the kind that goes on a bed. I mean it like, well, dammit, you get it.

You're onto us. Or at least me. Because I can't speak for the unholy trinity all by my lonesome!

[Zelda]

If you decided to take a vacation, just say so. If you're closing the site down, just say so. You don't have to be sneaky about it.